I am laughing uncontrollably now as I just read this post aloud to D. Oh dear, oh dear. I was rude and snarky to the Verizon reps today (40 minutes of 'Cabaret'!! It would make anyone homocidal!!) but I was not *nearly* as inventive or clever as you.
And I still do not have internet at home. I was on the phone *all* day. After the 8th person assured me it was fixed, I said, "yeah, heard THAT one before and I'll believe it when I see it'. Sadly, I was right.
D has started referring to my Blackberry as my Crackberry and he's *right*. *hangs head in shame*
But just wait until I have to post porn from *his* house. We'll see who's laughing then. heh-heh-heh
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And I still do not have internet at home. I was on the phone *all* day. After the 8th person assured me it was fixed, I said, "yeah, heard THAT one before and I'll believe it when I see it'. Sadly, I was right.
D has started referring to my Blackberry as my Crackberry and he's *right*. *hangs head in shame*
But just wait until I have to post porn from *his* house. We'll see who's laughing then. heh-heh-heh